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Supreme Curry Chicken Chop @ Kim Gary.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!
Phantom of the Opera merchandise after the performance!
*sings in glass-breaking-opera style*
Hey man! Wassup!
Girlfriend and i while waiting for the other 2 girlfriends @
cybercafe looking at soccer bets. *yawn*
Lastly…
BOO to CORONA!
is the fear of snakes.
Wikipedia:
“Ophidiophobia or Ophiophobia refers to the fear of snakes. Fear of snakes is sometimes called by a more general term, herpetophobia, fear of reptiles. It is one of the most common phobias, especially under the broader Zoophobia (animal phobias). Care must also be taken to differentiate people who do not like snakes or fear them for their venom or the inherent danger involved. A typical ophidiophobic would not only fear them when in live contact but also dreads to think about them or even see them on TV or in pictures. “
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida … and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
1) People leaning their body on the railing / Hello! Do you have no backbone or what? The railing is for commuters to hold on to, not to hold your body weight. 2) Standing on the right-hand side of the escalators / Hadn't you been reading the signs to keep the right side available for rushing people early in the morning to reach their office on time? Sometimes i really feel like kicking their ass. 3) rushing into the train without allowing the people to come out first / Come on, the train's not going to leave within that spilt second. Why so gan jiong?! The train once opened the door for me one morning after all the doors are shut.. so relax man! 4) The bus driver keeps braking or drives at a fast speed throughout the ride / Ok, for the braking, i'm not sure whether this can be avoided or what due to the heavy traffic jam in the morning. But as for the fast speed.. i always have a sudden urge to remind the driver that he's driving a BUS filled with passengers, not a 2-seater Lamborgini! Driving fast might save time for us, but safety is more important! 5) People rushing to board the bus / get a seat / From my experience, it's normally the aunties who are guilty of these. Once again, i feel like telling them: a) “Auntie! The bus is not going to run away so stop pushing me!” b) “Auntie! I can let you have the seat if you want so stop pushing me!” 6) People not moving into the rear of the bus / Hey, does it kill you to move into the rear in order to allow more people to board the bus and saves times in waiting for people to move in? – P/S: I cant seem to choose categories for my entries. Any solutions?? 
There once was a very good old barber in New York. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: “I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a “Thank You” card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: “I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a “Thank You” card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: “I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.” The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there… Can you guess? Come on, think like a Singaporean….
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